Sunday, 23 December 2018

Funny Jokes - I will never buy film from street hawkers again


 1: I will never buy film from street hawkers again.. Today i bought IRON MAN from one of the street hawkers, when i played it on my DVD it was showing a man IRONING his shirt
 I just switched off the TV and cried for 2hoursπŸ˜–πŸ˜–πŸ˜–

 2: U won't know that u are a fine boy untill u are caught stealing in the market that's when people will start saying, "ah, eyah, this kind fine boy na thief....πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

 3: Stop taking picture near people's car before ur village people will kill u thinking u have made it in life πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

 4: U are slim, ur girlfriend is slim, when u both walk and holding hands.....u will be looking like capital letter HπŸƒπŸƒ

 5: It's always "Mama i made it" what about Papa that didn't use condom? Ungrateful children 😏😏😏


 6: When ur girlfriend is very lazy in doing house chores but very good in bed, ur family members will be complaining and u will be like "hmmm, u people don't know this girl well oo"πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

 8: Some girls will visit u once with hand bag and take all ur properties. Pls if u knw any Chioma help me beg her to pls return my TV remote, 3spoons and USB cord
 Thank you!!!πŸ™πŸ™

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 9: When God wanna play ur video on judgment day and it shows "Viewer discretion +18" just jejely walk to hell fire straight don't delay us on the queue 😁😁😁😁

 10: She said she knows me well so i said ok if u knw me how many hairs do i have in my anus πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†


 11: Black people should stop praying in English, i heard someone saying "Lord i forgive uπŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

 12: If having sex is a school no man would have miss class especially we AfricansπŸƒπŸƒ.....πŸƒ

 13: Satan couldn't come to Earth himself so he sent those girls with big bum bumπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

 14: If a lady refuse to respond to ur messages inbox, just go to her timeline and post "Thanks u for last night, i appreciate" then wait for her at ur inbox she's coming...
 Chaiii sense overdose πŸ˜†πŸ˜†


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